DO YOU EVER JUST WANNA CUDDLE WITH SOMEONE AND WATCH SHITTY MOVIES TOGETHER AND DO NOTHING SEXUAL JUST WATCH BAD MOVIES AND THROW POPCORN AT EACH OTHER BECAUSE I DO
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
Argument I heard on the bus
- Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.
isn’t it ironic
how we kill
flowers
because we
think that
they are
beautiful







